From the upcoming screenplay* based on Agent Purrvocateur.
SETTING: The secret island lair of the mad doctor, Madame Docteur Catorze.
MADAME DOCTEUR CATORZE
Hahahahah! I have wired the Explodinators to...
SPECIAL AGENT PURRVOCATEUR
No, Purrvocateur, to explodinate!
Any old bomb can be made to explode, but an Explodinator explodinates! Really, my arch nemesis, one wonders what kind of a toll it takes on the mind when one has lost as many lives as you.
I’m getting far too old for this.
It is time for me to take my leave, Purrvocateur. Try not to die! Again…
(Purrvocateur’s partner, Special Agent Ecks, enters the scene.)
Purrvocateur, was that Catorze I just heard?
Of course, Ecks, who else would it be but our arch nemesis?
Fine Purrvocateur, we’ll deal with her later. Now, though, we have to keep the Explodinators from…
Yes, what else would a device named an Explodinator do?
The possibilities are endless…
Anyway, you keep the device from explodinating while I hack into it to look for clues.
Hack into it? Is this thing connected to the internet?
Sure. How else are you going to monitor it from a safe distance?
Well, in the old days, they used henchmen...
*And what a screenplay it would be...