From the upcoming screenplay* based on Agent Purrvocateur.
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SETTING: The secret island lair of the mad doctor, Madame Docteur Catorze.
MADAME DOCTEUR CATORZE
Hahahahah! I have wired the Explodinators to...
SPECIAL AGENT PURRVOCATEUR
Explode?
CATORZE
No, Purrvocateur, to explodinate!
PURRVOCATEUR
How novel...
CATORZE
Any old bomb can be made to explode, but an Explodinator explodinates! Really, my arch nemesis, one wonders what kind of a toll it takes on the mind when one has lost as many lives as you.
PURRVOCATEUR
I’m getting far too old for this.
CATORZE
It is time for me to take my leave, Purrvocateur. Try not to die! Again…
(Purrvocateur’s partner, Special Agent Ecks, enters the scene.)
AGENT ECKS
Purrvocateur, was that Catorze I just heard?
PURRVOCATEUR
Of course, Ecks, who else would it be but our arch nemesis?
ECKS
Fine Purrvocateur, we’ll deal with her later. Now, though, we have to keep the Explodinators from…
PURRVOCATEUR
Explodinating?
ECKS
Yes, what else would a device named an Explodinator do?
PURRVOCATEUR
The possibilities are endless…
ECKS
Anyway, you keep the device from explodinating while I hack into it to look for clues.
PURRVOCATEUR
Hack into it? Is this thing connected to the internet?
ECKS
Sure. How else are you going to monitor it from a safe distance?
PURRVOCATEUR
Well, in the old days, they used henchmen...
END SCENE
*And what a screenplay it would be...